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Tweak says, "It's not me, it's YOU."

Bronte (brontesaurus) wrote,
@ 2011-03-18 17:05:00

Current music:

Belle - Jack Johnson

Entry tags:

*meme, character: blake cadwallader, character: cara flume, character: darcy ryan, character: duncan inglebee, character: ethan wilkins, character: evie anderson, character: fred weasley, character: hayden viridian, character: jago robins, character: josie oakes, character: leah albion-hunt, character: llewellyn wynne, character: megan cadwallader, character: rhodri cadwallader, character: sara vaisey

I'm bored so:

Give me one of your characters and one of mine, and I will give you their top three Texts From Last Night!

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	sira_ne_biber 2011-03-18 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	Fred & Sylvie ;p (Reply to this) (Thread)

brontesaurus
2011-03-18 11:39 pm UTC (link)

F:Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
S:You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
F:This explains so much.

I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day

nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs

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sira_ne_biber, 2011-03-19 01:11 am UTC

brontesaurus, 2011-03-19 01:13 am UTC

kat_bus, 2011-03-19 06:05 pm UTC

brontesaurus, 2011-03-19 11:21 pm UTC

	pluto 2011-03-19 01:09 am UTC (link)
	YOU ASKED FOR IT~~ lol I'm ignoring the limit. >_> LEAH > JOSH ETHAN > JENNA ETHAN > JOSH JOSIE > CLAIRE SARA > KAREN (Reply to this) (Thread)

Josie > Claire

brontesaurus
2011-03-19 01:45 am UTC (link)

J: i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
C: i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "

FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.

you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it

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pluto, 2011-03-19 11:48 pm UTC

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brontesaurus, 2011-03-19 11:53 pm UTC

	Ethan > Josh brontesaurus 2011-03-19 06:08 am UTC (link)
	Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself. I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome. i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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pluto, 2011-03-19 11:49 pm UTC

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brontesaurus, 2011-03-19 11:53 pm UTC

	Leah > Josh brontesaurus 2011-03-19 07:39 am UTC (link)
	you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat I want to make a zoo with you. i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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pluto, 2011-03-19 11:49 pm UTC

	Ethan > Jenna brontesaurus 2011-03-19 07:41 am UTC (link)
	You can't special order awesome I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die. is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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pluto, 2011-03-19 11:49 pm UTC

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brontesaurus, 2011-03-19 11:57 pm UTC

	Josie > Claire bonus brontesaurus 2011-03-19 07:44 am UTC (link)
	There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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pluto, 2011-03-19 11:49 pm UTC

	Sara > Karen brontesaurus 2011-03-19 08:11 am UTC (link)
	S: i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons. K: so finals studying is going well? Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture?? I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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pluto, 2011-03-19 11:49 pm UTC

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brontesaurus, 2011-03-19 11:54 pm UTC

	corsair 2011-03-19 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Powerton: - Leah --> Tommy WE: - Cara --> Scarlett - Hayden --> Xander - Jago --> Jesse - Jago --> Frankie AoL: - Duncan --> Jace - Llew --> Jace - Darcy --> Jace Is that enough for now? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Leah > Tommy brontesaurus 2011-03-19 08:14 am UTC (link)
	in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire. Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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corsair, 2011-03-20 10:40 am UTC

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brontesaurus, 2011-03-20 11:57 am UTC

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corsair, 2011-03-20 12:01 pm UTC

	Cara > Scarlett brontesaurus 2011-03-19 08:22 am UTC (link)
	C: I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier. C: Sorry- wrong number! :) How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology. I hate you but I'm not in hate with you (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Hayden > Xander brontesaurus 2011-03-19 10:01 am UTC (link)
	On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you? i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Jago > Frankie brontesaurus 2011-03-19 11:08 am UTC (link)
	My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay (Pre Pippa working there!) So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot? JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Jago > Jesse brontesaurus 2011-03-19 11:34 am UTC (link)
	JR: You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands JP: When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?! JR: I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad? JP: Welcome to every minute of my life. (Reply to this) (Parent)

Duncan > Jace

brontesaurus
2011-03-19 11:39 am UTC (link)

big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.

D:Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
J:What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"

D:last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
D: this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
D:(s)he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
J:messed up. what color are the wings?

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Llew > Jace

brontesaurus
2011-03-19 11:46 am UTC (link)

after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.

Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.

Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.

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	Bonus Duncan > Jace and Llew brontesaurus 2011-03-19 11:47 am UTC (link)
	Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Darcy > Jace brontesaurus 2011-03-19 11:51 am UTC (link)
	Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him. Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over? Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread (Reply to this) (Parent)

Random Bonuses because they fit well.

brontesaurus
2011-03-19 12:00 pm UTC (link)

Blake to Eric
B:the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
E:dude, it's 2 am.
B:but its COMING

I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.

You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.

If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.

Blake to Delilah
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.

Megan to George
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.

Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?

i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Megan to Beth:
M:How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
B: 2.5

Blake to everyone:
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am

Rhodri to Lolly:
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement

I must be too annoying 4 u.

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	Bonus Cara > Scarlett brontesaurus 2011-03-20 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kat_bus 2011-03-19 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	Alicia & Fred Evie & Isabelle (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Fred > Alicia brontesaurus 2011-03-19 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there. there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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kat_bus, 2011-03-20 05:49 am UTC

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brontesaurus, 2011-03-20 06:33 am UTC

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kat_bus, 2011-03-20 06:41 am UTC

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brontesaurus, 2011-03-20 07:01 am UTC

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kat_bus, 2011-03-20 07:46 pm UTC

Evie > Isabelle

brontesaurus
2011-03-19 11:46 pm UTC (link)

i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall

You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.

would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.

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	wonderment 2011-03-20 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Leah and Emily! (Reply to this) (Thread)

brontesaurus, 2011-03-20 01:48 am UTC

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wonderment, 2011-03-20 02:39 am UTC

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brontesaurus, 2011-03-20 02:41 am UTC

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wonderment, 2011-03-20 02:43 am UTC

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brontesaurus, 2011-03-20 02:45 am UTC

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wonderment, 2011-03-20 02:48 am UTC